11/29/15

Silly Sunday! Office Party


  Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee of Comedy Plus. 

   The rules are simple, just have fun and link up!

    Silly Sunday is also a great place to come for weekly laughs and it is a great opportunity to meet other bloggers.

 Here's how it works: Laugh and link up!



I. Post a joke
2. Link up with the URL to your joke in the Mister Linky's tools widget.
3. Read my joke. :)
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5. Be sure to visit Sandee's blog linked above, read her joke, and get the Silly Sunday's Code for your blog.






Office Party

 The annual Christmas party for employees was at the office on the last working day of the week each year. Although, it was supposed to begin at the end of the day the party began in the morning and everyone went home early to begin their holiday festivities.

At the end of the party, one man asked another how his family was planning to celebrate the holiday and he said, "Oh, I'm not sure, but unlike you guys I don't drink, cuss, or smoke, so after I leave I will go straight home for Christmas dinner."

The other two men looked at each other, and one replied,

"Are you implying that we do not spend Christmas with our families?"

"No," the man replied, then suddenly, he began
to fidget around his desk in an irritable manner.

One of the two men asked,

"Is something wrong? Are you looking for something?"

"Yes, the man said, as he ran his hands down his pants and over his suit pocket.

"I left my damn cigarettes at the bar."

"Hat tip" My Father.


Thank you, Sandee of Comedy Plus. Visit Comedy Plus and link up for laughs and friends.
 
And thank you for visiting A Nice Place In The Sun.

Have a super great Sunday!

8 comments:

Mike Golch said...

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! good one.

joeh said...

I don't smoke or drink or cuss either but damn I miss it!

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha, and at what Joe said too. Good one Annie.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. Big hugs. ♥♥♥

Linda said...

Oh, this is great!!! Thank you so much for sharing! :)

"Annie" said...


Thank you, Mike. I'm glad I made you laugh. Thanks for stopping by-

Hope you're having a good day! :))

"Annie" said...



Joeh, I do too! Thank you!

Have a great evening!

"Annie" said...



Thank you, Sandee,

I'm thrilled that I made you laugh. And I'm with Joeh too!

You have a fab. Silly Sunday too. I love Silly Sunday, it's fun.

"Big hugs" back to you-

"Annie" said...



Thank you, Linda! I'm glad you liked it.

And thank you for stopping by-

Have a super great evening!

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