Golly, this policeman really needs to slow down...I'm going as fast as I can...
To be honest, I'm not sure what is wrong with me. Withing the last two years, and lately two months, I have bumbed Because I'm in a bit of a jam at the moment...however, I will return this afternoon to explain...At least I hope, I will.
You see, some say I'm not a good driver- but, the policeman told me that I'm a good driver, it's just that my foot is too heavy for the go pedal-
Hence, until automobile manufacturers start making heavier pedals, it may be a good idea for me to not touch the pedal at all, but then how would I got anywhere?
However, between you and I, who looks like the speed demon in this picture?
At any rate, my father will not forgive me when he realizes what I did this morning. Because my Father is a retired policeman, (and I should know better from my days on the force anyway- go ahead and laugh) he will not understand how I managed to forget to pay a ticket before the due date, which just happened to be my birthday- a date you would think I would remember or forget-
Yes, I am thirty five years old today,(?) and I forgot to pay a ticket that was due on the same day I was born- talk about adding insult to injury-
I realized I didn't pay the ticket this morning when my father called to tell me Happy Birthday; then I raced to my desk, grabbed the ticket, and dropped to my knees...
I stared at the date on the back of the ticket wishing it was an Etch-a-Sketch toy; that way I could wash the date away in a magical minute; But, that is not real life. Therefore, I have to get to the court house on time.
But, I will be back soon to explain more about how I became a criminal, that is, if the cartoon policeman doesn't run me off the road.
In that case, it may be longer...geesh, can't he see I'm not trying to get away?
Will post soon...
By the way, does anyone happen to have one of those "Get out of jail free" cards?
26 comments:
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Annie,
Happy Birthday to you.
Only you would forget to pay your ticket Annie. This is no way to be on your birthday.
Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)
Happy Birthday Annie! You don't go to jail for one unpaid ticket lovely lady! And besides it's your Birthday - gonna have a good time!
Oops...have you never heard the old Irish expression "what you do on your birthday you will do all year?"
I sure hope your not paying parking tickets all year honey!!!
Hope the rest of the day is wonderful and the happiest of days for you.
Happy happy eat lots of cake.
love and a big fat hug.
Happy Birthday Annie!! Oh my goodness I can't wait to hear these juicy details.
I know there has to be more. Were you speeding on your way to pay your late ticket?
Awwwwww.....I hope all is okay and that you are having a grand birthday!!:-)
There's a "get out of jail free card" on my last Sunday Stealing post. Go steal it!
Happy Birthday!
I left a message on my blog...!
xoxoxoxo
Hope you got dressed before you rushed out to pay your ticket, or else we will hear on the six o'clock news about the "happy-birthday-streaker-who-got-a-ticket-going-to-pay-a-speeding-ticket........boy, my life is sounding pretty boring!
Happy birthday Annie! Tell the nice man it's your birthday and he'll be kind to you :O)
Annie, Happy Birthday Don't worry about the ticket. You will not go to jail. Have a wonderful birthday. Love you honey!
Happy Birthday, Mario...err, ummm, I mean Annie! ;) I hope they don't throw ya under the jail.
Happy Birthday. I hope that you were able to pay your ticket and that you had a nice bday. I have to go to court tomorrow for a ticket that I got. Wish me luck too.
Hope you had a wonderful birthday!! ... as usual I am a day late.
I can be your lawyer if you like, I am not a real one but have seen every episode of Perry Mason. He's good!
Lotsa hugs to you Annie !!!!!
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear Sweet Annie
Happy Birthday To You!
February 10th ... the same as Daisy The Curly Cat. Wow!
You remind me of the actress, Melanie Griffith.
Happy Birthday to you!!
Oh I have a get out of jail free card and I have people! Yes mama I have lined up a whole host of friends that will bust me out if need be. I am sure that I can lend you one if you need :o)
Have a great day
I hope you had an extra-happy birthday! We were borned on the same day!
Emmmmmmmm....Annie I am starting to worry here just a tad.
Did they arrest you? I am just joking. I do so hope all is okay.
And I hope you grand Vday!:-)
No, you're not the only one who would forget something like a parking ticket on her birthday.
I do stuff like that all the time :)
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!Be happy.
Hi Annie,
Happy Belated Birthday! Just one week late ...
so since you've not posted since that day, are you in jail???
Happy Birthday Annie!
Hi Annie! Thanks for following my blog. I'm following yours too and looking forward to more visits to your lovely site.
Happy birthday. And it's just a traffic ticket. Who cares! Criminal! :)
Belated happy birthday to us, Annie. I turned 32 on Feb11. I wonder if they decided to 'forget abt it' as a gift for ur bday ;o)
Okay Annie, where are you? Haven't heard a peep from you is quite a while. Say something honey.
Big hug. :)
Hi Annie you are so sweet and funny. Well it's late but I wish you everything in your life to make happens without crashes honey,and don't forget that our life is to short and we must live on full power.
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