Goodbye, Housework!
Are you tired of coming home to a sink full of dishes? If you are, I have great news for you. I watched a commercial about a deterrent that completely washes your dishes in the dishwasher.
Meaning, no more scrubbing or cleaning your plate, you can load your dirty dishes, and this deterrent, does the rest.
I have a vacuum cleaner named "Harry," who dusts furniture, and cleans floors, ceiling fans, windows, etc.
Although, Harry talks too much, and for some reason, you cannot turn his volume down.
Plus, he constantly opens the refrigerator, and asks,
“Do you wish me to clean this strange appliance?”
Harry wasn't programmed for refrigerators, in addition to a few other things, like respect for people's privacy.
For example, I couldn't get out of the shower one day, because he was standing next to my bathtub.
Then, when I asked him to leave he replied,
“How do I wash this machine?,” implying that I was an appliance, while he flopped his huge hose arms, repeating the words,
"I don't understand the question, I don't understand the question..."
I couldn't move him, so I had to grab a towel and crawl on the floor to get out of the bathroom.
Then, I turned him off and left him by the shower.
I wasn’t sure what to do next because no one tells you, there is a number to call, but the voice on the phone doesn't know how to help you.
I spent about an hour on the phone with the customer service office, trying several tasks, until I decided to leave him off until morning. After all, I still had to dry off, cook dinner, feed the dog,, and I forgot about my dirty clothes,
I have got to find a machine that washes, dries, and folds clothes.
Man,, research, research, research it never ends.
Anyway, you should try the washing detergents advertised on Television. Harry may be in the bathroom all night, but at least I will have clean dishes for dinner..
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