10/4/07

A Random Act Of Stupidity


Random acts of stupidity, cheap thrills, as I like to call them, are cheap entertainment! They don't cost you a penny! That is, of course, if you aren't hurting anyone else's feelings or property.

Random acts of stupidity happen a lot around April Fools' Day or Halloween, but of course my random act of Stupidity happened around Christmas! I never have any ideas for pranks at the correct time of the year in fact, I'm usually the one pranked on practical joke holidays.

Every year the same people fool me on April Fools' day. I hate it because I know what day it is, and they still get me every year! It's ridiculous. My son threw a fake lizard on me this past year while I was asleep and I screamed so loud you would have thought the ceiling caved in! Well, I may not be ready on April Fools day but I m great with a random act of making a fool of myself any time of the year.

I'm a single parent, and when my son was small and I recently divorced , Christmas time was stressful.
One year while sitting with a friend and my little boy (my son was a baby then)
in a fast food restaurant, we started talking about Christmas.

I was telling her how I needed to budget my money carefully, when she came up with a proposition for me! She said ,"What if you got on the table and sang whatever that song is you love so much right in the middle of the restaurant?"

We looked at each other, while pondering the question and both smiled like children. Then she said, "What do you think people would do?"

We were so young (although, I think it's funny today) we decided there was only one way to find out. Guess what I did? You got it! For fifty dollars, I got on the table in a fast food restaurant, and sang the song, New York, New York! My son, who was 18 months old at the time, sang back up!

My friend didn't think I was going to do this of course, but I really wanted to get my son a particular gift for Christmas! I'm lucky I didn't end up in jail!

12 comments:

insanity-suits-me (Dawn) said...

Oh Ann, that's not a random act of stupidity... it's an act of love! I would have done the same thing if it were me.
A random act of stupidity is when your sister promises you 10 cents if you stand on the side of the road and play a badminton racket like it's a guitar and sing at the top of your lungs. 10 cents for every car that goes by... And yes I did that! When I had earned 30 cents she refused to pay anymore!

Blog Author Ann Clemmons said...

I can see you! (laugh) That is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile, Dawn. And I've been reading a lot of humor. (Laughing)

She stopped at 30 cents? Now that wasn't part of the deal! :))

Thanks for stopping by~
Ann

Marja said...

Nothing to do with stupidity just
easy money to earn so actually a smart and a very brave thing to do.
I can't sing at all so everybody would run out if I would try that.
Have a nice day

Blog Author Ann Clemmons said...

Marja, What a sweet thing to say!

It seems like Mom's can easily identify with the motivation behind my decision. The things we will do for our children~

I hope you're having a nice evening, and thanks for the comment~

Ann

polliwog said...

What a great story!! Yes, I've done a few odd things for my kids too. Now I embarrass the girls. My oldest turns 16 tomorrow (sigh) and we four girls are going shopping and I'm hoping I don't embarrass them! I seem to do it now without knowing it. Ah the joys of getting older. LOL!

Blog Author Ann Clemmons said...

We will always embarrass our kids, and the funny thing is, we do it without even trying! :))

Thanks for the comment Polli I hope you're having a good evening.

Ann

PS. Thanks for letting me know about MyBlogLog! I really appreciate you looking out for me. ( Hugs)

mr fong said...

That's so sweet of you, Ann :D

Blog Author Ann Clemmons said...

Winston, Thank you. Although, I must say, I was lucky to avoid the loony bin that day.

Thank you again, for leaving your characteristically kind message~

Have a great day!

Ann

RennyBA said...

Great story! One can almost imagine you staying on the table singing and how nice of your son to support you - mine would have dropped dead LoL

Wishing you a funny and great end to your week:-)

Patois said...

I'll add to the chorus: not stupidity, love. Me? I'd have done it for five bucks. It's a very sweet story.

BTW, I finally did the desktop meme -- how boring I am -- and the Egel Nest. Acknowledged you at my blog. And acknowledging you here with a thanks.

Blog Author Ann Clemmons said...

rennyba, You have a great week-end too! Thank you so much for the comment!

Ann

Blog Author Ann Clemmons said...

Patois, Thank you for such a kind comment~ Have a nice week-end!

Ann

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For only they know
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Life's hidden mysteries
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